| Thank you for calling ticketmaster (WE FUCKING HATE YOU).
daisyduke611: but we're hurricane victims!
ThatsStrangerous: the automated person doesnt care
daisyduke611: maybe if she did, people would like her more and she wouldn't have to put up such an icy facade to hide her pain
ThatsStrangerous: paper tickets know no pain!
DEAR Ben Folds, C'est la mort |
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| [insert giant man eating dinosaur here]
alternating between 'The Big 3 Killed My Baby' & 'The KKK Took My Baby Away'
Maybe I'm using the white stripes and the ramones as metaphors, & then maybe i'm just slowly going insane.
** I'll have the full reading list when I get home. |
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| Final Installment:
The unfortunate looking action figure chose to disregard my words...a lesson was in order.
And so died the lonely, ugly action figure.
Not really though, he spends his days sulking by the waffle maker. |
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| As I was saying, the ugly action figure was getting quite wound up in memories of his dear Machew. He expressed emotions that alternated between vengeful scorn and adoration. At one point he actually began stabbing the air with his plastic sword. When I suggested a dopamine embalance in his brain, he began to make for the door, muttering in a most self righteous tone.
"Stay where you are, sirrah! Nobody walks away from me."
....to be continued |
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| While visiting my grandparents the other month, I nearly tripped over something of interest:
OH SWEET JESUS, my cousin's old action figure! So we got to talking, and he was quite indignant about being left there (forgotten) all those years. Ages of stored anger began to surface, and being prone to agressive behaviour besides, he began to shout all sorts of profanity which will not be repeated because of its vulgarity.
to be continued..
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